ok so you can tell from my last entry I'm stressed but I woke up today feeling awesomly refreshed. Not just because I slept 20 hours (and for the record, I've had two cups of joe since I got up and still haven't peed) but because I had some kick-ass memorable dreams. I never get awesome dreams unless I need them, and I've been getting them lately, but these were grade A dreaming material.
First off, if you read this, tell me if you agree with the title or not, or if you've had similar experiences under stress. It'd be cool to know if there might possibly be physical evidence behind the statement. Though that would take studies of hundreds of people and crap.
And while you're imagining this think animation, cuz I dream in like. Disney style well animated stuff? My dream productions aren't cheap.
Anyway. It started off with a dream about Link trying to get in to Ganondorf's castle but the moat was too wide and deep (and too full of fresh water dolphins, run debbie thornberry!) so he came to me, cuz I was delivering crops to the castle since I was a peasant. I took him across in the boat inside the fruit crate, past the gaurds, and in to this huge ass kitchen (there were tonberry((sp?)) chefs, and I was like, wrong videogame.) He came busting out of the crate because there was a banana skultra in it (no seriously it was) and the chefs got all in a tizzy. He sliced 'em up and knocked out the lead chef, who was human. We took his clothes and shoved them over Link's, then I led him off to the winding staircase Ganon is up. But I told him to wait here and I went up by myself. It led to a balcony where Ganondorf was all "yeah lookit this kingdom it's sexy" and he got pissy I was there. I started psyching him out by talking about his childhood and how he wasn't loved enough and how he just wanted to rule a whole kingdom and kidnap princesses because he's just lonely. So he started crying and I said I'd call for the chef to get some cake and cookies and icecream. Then I led him down the staircase and Link ripped off his clothes like a pseudo superman in green. An epic battle broke out and eventually Ganondorf was flung out a window and eaten by a giant freshwater dolphin. I was all WOOO! Good job! Then I pulled out a grappling hook, fired it. "You should get one of these, I have one because I'm a star." And I swung off-screen!
At this point I wake up, have a little concious thought, turn over and fall asleep.
Then I'm suddenly on a train in the wild west with, ha, Vash the Stampede, to go visit a friend of his that he hadn't heard from for years. He was dragging me along because instead of Chi I had DEATH and he tried to drive me crazy, and we used him to keep from killing bad guys, but then he said something about the person and left. We got off the train and went to a big concrete hotel to stay in since it was getting dark. I had to argue with him because he was worried about his friend and eventually had to physically fight him down and drag him off, it was kinda neat. We got there, and there was this random candy machine in the hall. I climbed in to one bed and he climbed in the other (which....you know a lot of this envolves men I like but nothing sexual or even cute EVER happens wtf) and start to go to sleep. Then we hear this CRASH and he jumps to the door, and there's this kid stealing candy from the candy machine after he broke the glass. He sees Vash and Vash sees him and Vash is all stunned but the kid isn't. Then the boy rushes past Vash and makes a dark for the open window, I grab for him when Vash goes "THAT'S HER KID" but he jumps out and scatters.
So now we're really worried what with her brat looking dirty and stealing candy from hotels. He's like, 12, 13 or something. So we go running out spazzing "OMFG SOMETHING'S WRONG" and we never get any sleep because by the time we get all the way across town to this run-down little hut the sun is coming up. We get in there and the kid is nomming on this shit load of Snickers and I say in a pissy tone since I've been RUNNING AFTER HIM ALL NIGHT "Can I help you enjoy those Snickers?" And he looks up and dialogue begins. We find out upstairs he's got kids. His kids. And he's all crap looking himself and he says he doesn't love them and we're like NEGLECT. So I go upstairs while Vash chews him out, and there's only one kid. Not even a kid, it's a tiny baby. And it's not moving, but it doesn't look starved or anything, so I pick it up and come down the stairs after checking for a pulse or breathing. "You see what your idiocy has done? This baby is dead. DEAD." And they both look stunned, and Death appears.
"No, the baby's breathing and heartbeat is just so faint you can't sense it. I can save the baby. But I save so much for you. I'll spare this little one if I can take you instead." And I guess the others can see him because they both get even more surprised. And Vash goes "NO" so I say "No." And Death is taken aback, "What?" "No. He said no. And I agree. I'm not going to force a child to live a life unloved and neglected. It would probably die very soon anyway. Let the baby die, so it can go to heaven, away from this evil house." So to get back at me for staying death revives the baby too. And I tell the kid, "Fine, so both of us are alive. But I'm taking the baby with me. The two of us will raise it right." And I leave. And Vash follows but everything is tense since it's like "Ok, we're like. Parents now? We're not even dating. This is...kinda suck."
I wake up thinking "WTF we weren't dating that whole time?" turn over again and fall asleep.
Time to fight the serious dream with a silly one I guess, cuz I'm in a studio teaching Emperor Kuzco a few dance routines to use in his various grooves. And we go chill by the pool and crap cuz we're in the Hollywood of South America and living the high life. And he gives me a pet leopard in payment and a bunch of awesome clothes, but he says "You had better wear those and I get partial custody of Poochie!" And I'm all "k" then we go to the gas station (where they feed llamas energy grass) just to see how they react to the emperor coming in. Yeah. I was like best friends with him or something? Eh.
Wake up again! It's light out but I go to sleep anyway.
I'm not even in this next one. This fat kid dresses up as a girl as a joke and ends up dating a girl dressed as a guy, but they don't know the other is only faking it so they think they're gay. They figure it out when they have sex in the girl's grandparent's gas station. The pure gross of it wakes me up.
I'm living in a city alone, working in a book store. I'm going back to my apartment when this huge spaceship appears in the sky, and they make announcements that since we cannot fly or hover, we are not worth allowing to live. And so like great, flying nazis, they start wiping us out. They blast planes from the sky and decide once all out aircrafts are ruined, they'll kill us. But I can fly, it's like my big secret. I know there's nothing I can do alone, so I cross the oceans in search of help. I end up teaming up with two children on a farm in the french conutry side. They're geniuses and they love explosives. Their main mode of transport is a long skateboard they sit on with a rocket on the back, but it travels fast enough to ride on the surface of the water and changes direction at the drop of a hair. Their father runs a chicken farm by himself, and they have a storage house and base built beneath the barn. We decide we need more help still, and we go and get. Uh, haha, the Teen Titans. So we get on a plane (oh duh) to go back to the states and BOOM we get blasted, we fall from the plane and start hurtling towards the ocean. I fly away while they hop on the skateboard, and I lead them to the T. They're already gearing up to fight with a bunch of other super heros, and we add ourselves to the cause. They think I can be of help since I can fly and they're killing us since we can't. Then I get some vision that all the aircraft had been destroyed and we needed to jet since this city was first. So we're off back to the french country side in their spaceship thing. We hide out in the base thinking of a plan to blast their mother ship, and the whole time they're talking about ways to use me I'm playing with a bunch of fuzzy yellow chicks to keep from getting upset. Then I woke up.
Here I am.
I finally need to pee.